when someone types “leggo!” instead of “lets go”
Lie of Capitalism #1: some people are worth more than other people and therefore more deserving of food, medicine, clothing, houses, etc.
Marco was pretty hardcore for a red shirt character when you realize he let his competition take his points and still got into the top ten
what if when zia first came to the bastion she was super skinny because she had been too depressed to eat
then she’s happy because friends!!! so she starts eating again and gets a little chub
the kid is super excited about this because she looked so sad and sickly beforehand and now she’s way mega cute and healthy looking so he wants to compliment her on it so he goes up to her and says
"wow zia you got really fat"
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
This is a 14 page story I’ve been working on for the past couple months (which is why there’s been a slow down in updates). I hope you like it, I worked pretty hard on it!
AND I got all of these for like $10 each!!! Forever 21 sales are the best best best